he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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