rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Come on in and take your pants off
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