My pussy is not your playground.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
