she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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