Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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