I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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