1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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