He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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