oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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