I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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