if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I puked a lego.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
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