why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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