ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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