When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he thought i was a dude.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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