i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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