So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Randomize
