you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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