Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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