Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I don't think brook has ever known best
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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