please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I need moral support for this bender
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Bang-toberfest begins!!
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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