Me too!
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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