this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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