I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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