Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
did you just send me my own nude
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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