I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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