And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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