I puked a lego.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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