But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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