My hair reeks of homosexuality.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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