I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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