8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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