How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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