If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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