I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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