I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Nicole vs. Life
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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