im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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