I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
