dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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