i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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