Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
