I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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