Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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