thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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