yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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