Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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