just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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