what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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