He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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