I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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