i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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