so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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