U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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