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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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