we have officially lost it.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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