your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
jump out the window naked night went bad
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