My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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