Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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